he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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