bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
