he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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