our cab driver is having phone sex.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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