So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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