how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
false alarm. still invincible.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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