You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize