You work out of a Hotel?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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