bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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