if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize