that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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