So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
