listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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