You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I pour the whiskey from now on
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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