Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sorry about my life...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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