have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
she pinky promised me she was 18
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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