Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
home. puking in laundry basket.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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