Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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