I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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