i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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