whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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