no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
is it fun? or sober?
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