you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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