Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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