Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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