I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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