I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Can you bring me the toilet please
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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