There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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