Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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