I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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