dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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