No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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