I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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