I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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