I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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