what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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