We won't sleep together?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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