I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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