i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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