the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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