i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
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Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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