You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
the raccoons are back...
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