i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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