My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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