I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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