Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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