I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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