Me. At least after what I've been through.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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