but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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