i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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