you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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