if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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