Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
