The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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