On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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