so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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